Josh Shoup
a mythical creature of very round stature that has a pet turkey named ‘oqueefe’ and also plays with his very jagged and macaroni shaped p-n-s. he calls it christian katsanos. he also has a neighbor called ‘fatty philip’ who licks his v-g-n- all day and wishing he had a copy of halo reach.
one day a brave adventured name ‘cody the f-cking awesome’ came through the forest in search of food’ he saw josh shoup and immediately shot josh shoup. nearby a creature named ‘p–pstain’ came from under his hole and jumped on cody leaving piles of sh-t everywhere. cody immediately took this little papaya shaped creature and threw it at josh shoups p-n-s a.k.a christian katsanos. cody returned home where his neighbor the village h-m-s-xual named ‘dylan’ was having s-x with pp2000 all over the floor.
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