Joshed
when you c-m without touching yourself…
guy1: dude that girl was so f-cking hot, i joshed all over myself.
guy2: i know! same here man!
girl overhearing convo: ewww
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when someone makes a ridiculous claim (usually about sports) and a buddy tries to get that person to bet on said ridiculous claim to screw them out of money.
guy 1: aaron rogers is so good! i bet he throws 100 touchdowns this year!
guy 2: no way! i bet you $100 he doesn’t!
guy 3: man guy 1… guy 2 totally joshed you!!!
verb: the act of whispering and or yelling p-n-s at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.
man: the world sure is a strange place isn’t kid. but don’t worry i…(whisper) p-n-s, p-n-s, p-n-s, p-n-s.
kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can’t believe i just got joshed
to be stared at by a ginger. usually in a creepy way
grant got joshed in cl-ss today
“daniel joshed my little sister”
screwed beyond fixing. a word that describes how screwed a person is.
wow…f-ck your life. you’re so joshed
verb
when another person starts talking about their last partner while getting intimate.
oh snap, you got joshed bro!
a term specific to the construction idustry that means you were severly shorted material or were sent the wrong material by the estimator that estimated your job.
hey ben, it’s tom. can you check a job for me. i think i f-ckin’ got joshed again.
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