joshua tree
you ever been to the sahara desert before? no? what about that cave those female climbers went to in “the descent?” well fear not friends! joshua tree is all of that and so much more! with our state of the art roadways that take years to fix a single pothole, the great humid sweat glistening off your cd changer neck temperatures, the amazing view you get of your neighbors window yelling at their spouse or cat for not flushing the toilet, yes sir! all that and a mexican restaurant that’s open 24 hours a day! welcome to joshua tree, where everyone retires!
“hey bill! man i love being in palm springs!
bill – “you moron, we’re in joshua tree, stop taking drugs.”
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