JOshuk
1. any individual who has to walk backwards due to the distance and the angle his head is shoved up his -sshole. when he is speaking his words literally come from his -ss.
2. an individual that is so cowardly that he chooses to go to definithing.com to b-tch and complain about his problems in life instead of being a man and saying what he has to say face to face. he who obviously has problems with a “claudia” who is a female. he is obviously afraid of her beating the sh-t out of him. deep down, he knows she can, yet will never admit it openly. you got something to say? say it to my face, -sshole.
3. a gay prost-tute with a lisp, wooden leg, and a missing eye.
4: he who just got owned by claudia.
example 1: “wow, look at that guy over there, he’s walking like a joshuk, we would need a cave expedition team to look him in the face.”
“i saw joshuk the other day, it looked like he was giving birth to himself.”
example 2: “joshuk finally got b-llsy enough to spit his beef at claudia, she beat the sh-t out of him, and shoved his head so far up his -ss that now he has to walk backwards to see where he is going.”
example 3: “woah, you look horrible, what’d you do last night? screw a joshuk?”
example 4: “dude, you just got joshuked!! you might want to stay home for a few days, at least until the embarr-ssment wears off!!’
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