Josslybum
josslyb-m is the name given to a h-m-s-xual man who likes to insert furry objects into his -n-s. he achieves this by purchasing lube/vaseline and objects with a furry fabric covering it. the craze for this started in the victorian era and it is rumoured that even prince albert himself was a fan. however this ‘activity’ is highly dangerous and has been known to kill, like the incident in 1998 when an individual inserting several feathers inside his colon and died from puncturing a vital artery.
gary: ‘how are you enjoying your new neighbours?’
hugo:’ i hate them! the guy’s a josslyb-m’
prisoner: whilst i was inside i suffered at the hands of many a different josslyb-m’
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