jot
acronym for “jack off towel”. any pliable cloth or paper product used to capture or possibly clean up -j-c-l-t- resulting from a masturbation session. often length of toilet paper or a kitchen towel, but can include a sock, a scr-p of newspaper etc.
“i think your roommate is addicted to internet p-rn. just look at all the crumpled up j.o.t.s by his desk!”
scribble, write, and/or place in memory.
see eminem’s song “stan” to hear him use the term.
i need to jot that down.
the stimulation of one’s genitals, masturbation, to achieve an -rg-sm.
i went to the bushes to jot
he jotted three times today
i was busy jotting
i jotted in her eye
short for “joto,” meaning “f-g.” sometimes used by friends to tease each other.
do you have mr. simpson for math? that guy is a jots.
hey jots, what are you doing this weekend?
acronym for j-zz on toast.
i ate some j.o.t. for breakfast this morning.
jots to be abnormally gay; to have an immense amount of gay emotion and feeling within one’s self
avi- bovi why do you have to be so gay???
bovi- i can’t help it. 🙁
avi- you jots.
a new rapper comin out of the bay area (rohnert park, santa rosa, san rafael). hit songs: a real g, candyland
he is a teenager and i personally like his music myself cuz he is unique and got mad flow!!!!!!
bob: hey, do you want to go to the jo t concert tonight?
jim: nope. its sold out!!!
a woman that you would bang, but you wouldnt want to date her… a girl thats hot bad has a bad personality.
billy bo jr. : aye would you date her?
louis vuitton jon : no but i’d definitely jot that!…!
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