Jouche


a jushe is a jewish douche. most commonly used as an insult. you know your a jouche when you have no friends. or if you wear socks with sandles and have an afro/mullet thing on your head.
jack- hey mike, are you going to timmy’s barmitsfa?

mike- no,timmy is a jouche.

jack- ya, he is.

mike- haha, who gives a rats -ss if he is becoming a man?

jack- haha, not me, he will be a man when he gets f-cking hair on his nuts.
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a word me and my friends made up today a jewish douche (a cheap useless person) (we made it up cuz i was rlly tired and we were playing b ball and i tried to say douche but said jouche)
me: “what a jouche he stole my cheeseitz then chewed them up and spit them in my face!” … friend: ” ya! what a jouche!”

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