Jounce


a versatile term coming from a separate peace, a h-m-erotic book literally defined as the action of pushing one another out of a tree.

jounce can also be used as a generic expression of disapproval/rejection, or to mean breaking a commitment.
gene jounced finny, causing him to break his leg.

joe: “this is gay, we have to read a separate peace for english.”
jeremy: “jouncin’.”

jeremy: “wtf, you never showed up for starcraft last night.”
joe: “yeah. sorry i jounced you guys last night.”
jeremy: “rick astley would never have done that.”
6 more definitions
the act of jouncing is a spiritual,physical, and emotional way of life. once you learn how to jounce, no further actions to complete your life mission is necessary. jouncing is the fullfilment of true life dreams. once you give over to the almighty jounce king your soul transcends continental boundaries and to the life of jounce. what makes the jounce so special is not only is it compatible in every situation you encounter, it’s a way if life.

examples:
“yeah bro i jounced the vag like a muhf-cka”
“i going to pick up a handle of jameson in the jounce bro”
“yo bro wanna jounce?”
“pack that bowl with that fire jounce”
“bro i’m so jounced”

these are just few simple applications of how jounce can be applied in any life scenario.
thanks and jounce till the end-
the act of jouncing is a spiritual,physical, and emotional way of life. once you learn how to jounce, no further actions to complete your life mission is necessary. jouncing is the fullfilment of true life dreams. once you give

examples:
“yeah bro i jounced the vag like a muhf-cka”
“i going to pick up a handle of jameson in the jounce bro”
“yo bro wanna jounce?”
“pack that bowl with that fire jounce”
“bro i’m so jounced”

these are just few simple applications of how jounce can be applied in any life scenario.
thanks and jounce till the end-
to jump and stand your heels, and then skip back and lean on one leg. a form of the east coast dance, the jerk.
“georgios started to jounce when elvis dropped the beat.”
“it’s a jump with a bounce, everybody jouncing.”
the fifth derivative of a function.
given distance as a function of time, the first derivative is speed, the second is acceleration and the fourth derivative is jounce. who would ever want to know something’s jounce.
the oscillating motion made by the female breast during s-x or exersise.
“i love watching her t-ts jounce around when we f-ck””
to bounce on a trampoline then jump of it, landing on someone, fracturing as many bones as you can in your body or the targeted.
hey, better watch out, i’m about to jounce gerry

holy sh-t, did you see that guy jouncing anne last week? it was mind-blowing!
jounce means to have s-x with..
or can mean you didnt wanna rush her into s-x.

i didnt wanna jounce here.
d-mn dude she came over looking fine but i didnt wanna jounce her.

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