jovian


1. an adjective meaning very good or interesting. instead of saying cool, say jovian.

2. in relation to jupiter.
1. nyc is totally jovian.

2. jovian moons are constantly being discovered.
a whalley wigger, straight outta surrey who is inspired by k-feds w-ngsta boo life style.
as we were driving to the mall we noticed a jovian coming out of the guildford walmart, wearing gangta boo chains straight from the dollar max.
line of c-ke or ‘fix’
‘pick up a jovian’, ‘get me a jovian’, ‘i did a jovian’

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