Joy Jump
noun: a friend who offers blindingly honest and ridiculously logical advice. someone who tells people the things they often don’t want to hear.
other definition: a somnambulist ninja.
i was sure sleeping with my coworker wasn’t a bad idea, but luckily my friend turned joy jump on me and made me see the light.
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