JP drunk
achieving a state of inebriation that almost causes you to lose all of your friends in one night. symptoms include slurred political tirades, kicking gillian in the ribs, denying that you’re drunk, denying that you’re “kind of a bro”, yelling “no! no! no! no!” for no apparent reason, and macking on lesbians.
“yeah, i was jp drunk last night.”
“yeah, you talked about how you wanted to bang ellen degeneres and then you kicked a baby in the face.”
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