JPMP
just p–ped my pants
that’s crazy funny…jpmp!
i’m scared…jpmp!
just p-ssed my pants used to express excitement or laughter. as in the term “what a p-sser” which originated back east. just p-ssed my pants is a way to say lol or very funny and was originated by mr. jody sigmund during a text message conversation. not to be confused by the acronym jpmp just p–ped my pants which is actually not very funny at all.
that was so funny i jpmp!
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