J’Quranery
things having to do, or not, with the holy text, the j’quran.
“what’s all this j’quranery?!?”
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- monkey slops
a meal, almost certainly vegetarian and prepared by a dyk- flatmate, that is so bland and depressing in its appearance that it could be compared to monkey food in a third rate, third world zoo. jesus! what are you eating there tamara! looks like f-cking monkey slops!
- C Mont
a type of haircut usually given to an unsuspecting p-ssed out drunks ….. named after c montgomery burns who wears the haircut proudly have you seen old mates hair thismorning he got c monted hard
- COAB
meaning c-nt off and bleed h-llo you sp-ck, just coab internet talk, short for christ on a bike. “hey, bernard, look at that fool” “coab” crack open a beer it’s been a tough day, can’t wait to coab ! quite simply, a “coab” is a cute oriental asian boy. who, although not included in the […]
- estafu
estafu is the phonetic pr-nounciation of stfu, it is used when you really need someone to be quiet but the current situation disallows swearing. person 1: hey, i banged your mum last night. (the boss aproaches behind) person 2: estafu man (person 1 shuts up before embarasing himself infront of the boss)
- out of commission
when a woman is unable to engage in s-xual activity because she is menstruating. “sorry baby, you probably want to stay away from that area. i’m out of commission.” or “you might want to be careful down there… i’m still a little bit out of commission…” or “uh, you should jump me now, ’cause i’m […]