JTD


jtd is john thompson drunk, it’s when you get super drunk and drink like john thompson
oh man, i went home with who? i was def jtd last night.
jt’d is a result of m-ss confusing a situation. example: “hey john, do you remember where you put those parts?” john- “well boss, i think steve was her name”
“hey john, do you remember where you put those parts?” john- “well boss, i think steve was her name”

i just got jt’d!!!!
code for sayin jack that d-ck or jackin’ that d-ck, when you dont want people around you to know what your talking about.
“paul was jtding today” “before i go out, i gotta jtd”
jenk transmitted disease. disgusting scabby spotty mess around the chin and mouth area.
keith: look at roberts mouth
lloyd: err thats disgusting what is it
keith: think hes got a jtd

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