Juala Bear


jew-ah-la ba-air. the juala bear is a new species of the koala bear that was found living in the jungles of israel. the name, given to it for obvious reasons, was derived from the fact that it is a species of the koala bear that lives in the jewish state of israel. this bear has often times been spotted with jewish leaders and even wearing a kippah (jewish cap traditionally worn on the cap of one’s head).
an example of a “juala bear” can be found by doing an image search for a jewish koala bear. or go visit the great country of israel.

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