juanica
once every five years, a whale with antlers, crawls out of the ocean to molest small children.
don’t go outside today bradley, it’s the year of juanica.
whales with antlers beating the sh-t out of ghetto mother f-ckers and towel heads
there aint no f-cking word
fresh pot of coffee in an architects office, dublin, ireland.
that’s a lovely brew of juanica.
if you send me another fresh juanica, i’ll beat the sh-t out of you !
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