jub jub

phonetic form of “kiss kiss” in thai.
it’s time for me to go now. take care. jub jub!
conan o’brien’s meaningless punchline
“bottom of the ninth, two outs, heres the pitch. long drive, way back, way back; it’s a jub jub!
selma bouvier’s (marge simpson’s sister) pet iguana. the one constant companion in a life that has men who come and go.
when selma walked away from troy mcclure, jub jub was right there with her. personally, i think she has s-x with that thing. they seem so “close”.
n., v., 1. anything jubalicious.

2. anything thing that is exceptionally cute, adorable, funny, lazy, tiny or fat.
3. to act in any of the above ways.
“sweetheart…. i love you jub-jub.” “aw look at that fat jub-jub.” “can you get me some candy jub-jubs?” “check out the cat! she’s just jubbin'”
a funny word that conan o’brien has been trying to get into primetime shows for years in order to make him feel like he has “had some presence in television”.
“it’s going, it’s going, it’s gone – it’s a jubjub!”

“… jubjub….”
someone who eats rabbits back hairs, licks a rhinos pancreas, treasures penguins toenail clippings and talks in bulgarian. it can however also refer to a leg which has been tickeled by an autralien ladybird most importantly known as hubba bubba, this is known as hubba bubba due to the world being round .
1: yo dude why is that guy eatin rabbit hair
2: dont worry man, hes just a jubjub!
or
1:errrr you legs a jubjub
2: whatta ya mean ?
1: look theres a lady bird on it!
2: but i like cheese !
a hot new catch phrase of nebulous meaning, popularized by conan o’brien
bottom of the 9th, bases loaded, red sox down by 3….ortiz swings at the 3-2 pitch….it looks like a long one…going back, back, back towards the green monster….yes, it’s a jubjub!!!

did you hear charles barkley talking about jubjubs during the game last night?

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