jubda
noun. when you don’t quite have an erection, but its defintely plumper than usual.
i had a huge b-n-r, and cl-ss was almost over, i knew i woudl have to stand up and that girl i like was sitting right next to me. i had to think fast, ugly girls, hunchback girls, dogs eyes getting cut out, cancer..riiiiiiiiiiiiiing. whew that was close, i got it down to a jubda and it doesn’t really show!
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