juchebag


kim jong il, the dictator of north korea, ascribes to an ideological philosophy called “juche”. this philosophy contends that a people, to be successful, must be self reliant and constantly concerned with constructive action towards communist revolution. and worship kim jong il as a man-god. since north korea is not even close to self-sufficient, and kim jong il is a giant douche then it follows that anyone who believes in “juche” is a giant juchebag. especially its dear leader, kim jong il.
kim jong il is letting his countrymen starve to death because he wants to build a big furthering the revolution rocket, what a giant juchebag.

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