jud


of or pertaining to any person, place, thing or idea that is contrary to established norms.
an adult male wearing shorts and sandals with socks is jud.

used in a sentence: “look at jud over there, wearing the l.a. looks in his hair and buckles on his shoes”
a man who checks urban dictionary for every word he doesn’t know instead of dictionary.
5:zabuza> man chars is such a jud
5:chars!> wuts a jud? i am brazillian and i will check
playful germanic double entendre for:
1. ‘jude’ or jew.
2. cl-toris. based on the smaller size of the asian jewish p-n-s as compared to the north european german p-n-s.

the equation of the israelite semitic p-n-s with the german klitoris is an integral part of pan-german erotic slang: “049. 1.68. klitoris. begeisterungsknöpfchen, blinddarm, bubikopf, damendegen, däumchen, feigenwarze, funzeldocht, fut-warze, jud, kitzler, der kleine, knopf, knöpfchen usw.” (‘p-rnost: triebkultur und gewinn’ brigitte cl-ssen. münchen: raben verlag, 1988, p 25)

it is deep-rooted in all parts of the germanic world, right from berlin to austria & styria:

“der jud seems to be a common name for the cl-toris in different parts of the german-speaking sections of central europe. kostial (14) heard it used in styria. reiskel (15, 16) found it in berlin, where he also met the expression jude kohn, & in vienna, where am jud’n spiel’n {am juden spielen} and den jud’n stemma {den juden stemmen} was used to mean ‘fellare vel irrumare cl-torem’ {active f-ll-t–n & receptive irrumation of the cl-t}.
{14. kostial, j: steirisches erotisch-skatologisches idiotikon. anthropophyteia. vol vii, p 22.
15. reiskel, k: idioticon viennense erotic-m, ibid, vol ii, p. 9.
16. reiskel, k: eine auslese von erotischen wörtern und kraftausdrücken der berliner mundart. ibid, vol ii, p 21.}” (‘a philological note on s-x organ nomenclature’ leo kanner. psycho-n-lytic quarterly 14 (1945) 228-233: 231)
1) “jud m. «cl-toris» … mit jud wird jede kleine organische schwellung bezeichnet.” – ‘josefine mutzenbacher: die lebensgeschichte einer wienerischen dirne, von ihr selbst erzählt’ felix salten. ed oswald wiener. reinbek bei hamburg {germany} : rowohlt, 1978, p 208.

2) meanwhile, scholars record this usage from rotwelsch, the pan-germanic criminal cant, prost-tute lingo & thieves’ argot: “klitoris: virginia (eine zigarrenart), jud (nach aussage eines herrn vom strich heiße die klitoris angeblich darum »jud«, weil sie sich ähnlich wie der jude zu verstecken weiß)” – ‘rotwelsch: die alte sprache der gauner, dirnen und vagabunden’ roland girtler. 2 ed. wien: böhlau verlag, 2010, p 193.

3) “(die klitoris heißt im volksmund – der jude).” – ‘die sprache des traumes’ wilhelm stekel. wiesbaden: bergmann, 1911, p 348.

4) storfer observes that both cl-toris & middle finger are called ‘jud’ in german: “für wien und verschiedene gebiete österreichs ist belegt die bedeutung: jud = kitzler, weibliche klitoris. … das volk der juden war grenzenlos verachtet, daher nannte man den sonst podex-, arsch-, schand- oder mittelfinger bennanten finger auch jud (1482), wobei das christliche volk die legende erfand, daß die juden an jedem christi kreuzigungstage durch den after blut verlieren, das sie dann mit dem schandfinger wegwischten” – “‘jud’ in der deutschen volkssprache” adolf josef storfer. gelbe post (shanghai) 1 (1939) heft 5: s.113-114 u. heft 6 (ende juli 1939): s.140: s 114.
to die, to kill
that guy is so old, he’s gonna jud
he should have packed his parchute, hes gonna jud himself
billy casper’s opressive brother. hines shows us the torment billy is regularly put through by his use of kidney punches and colloquialisms, and the fact that billy’s hawk gets viciously murdered and then thrown in the bin.
ee ba gum thar jud, i can know me sen! kes!

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