Judenique


someone who is in love with inanimate objects. names everything she owns and without a doubt is in love with them. everyone knows she does this, yet they all think she’s super cool. judeniques have tendencies to put her objects first and people last. hate to say it, but if you and something she owns is caught in a fire, judenique would go for her possession first. have fun burning in the fire.
hey, did you just buy that?

yeah, i take it with me everywhere i go.

wow, you’re being such a judenique.

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