judge joe brown


verb-to be told off or schooled by an older man, who is probably right for getting on your -ss. if it’s an older woman, use the verb judge judy.
bobby: when my dad finds out i wrecked his car he’s gonna judge joe brown me for hours.
when you are having -n-l s-x with a girl, pull out your d-ck, take off the sh-tty condom and put it under her nose as a mustache. you then “gavel” her forehead with your d-ck.
i didn’t know that she was that freaky in bed till she asked for a judge joe brown.

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