a very trust worthy person that is so beautiful a rose can’t compare.
she’s such a judieann.
- alaskan *ss bomb
when you puke into a mason jar and proceed to push it to the very back of someones r-ct-m (the deeper the better) then you have your red-neck slave clench their -ss until the gl-ss breaks and shatters in their hole, the effect is similar to shrapnel in the sense it will slowly tear them […]
- rat knuckle
another word, for chode. also can be used for camel toe. i told him to take his pants off, but his d-ck was a rat knuckle.
- third lady
the former nude-model, current plagarism enthusiast, and future third ex-wife of an orange-fleshed, cornsilk-toupeed, short-fingered vulgarian who defied all laws of logic and physics to occupy the highest political office in the us despite his overt racism, misogyny, xenophobia, dishonesty, pro-rape stance, and general tackiness. during the surreal presidential inauguration, it was hard to ignore […]
- captain guyliner
an awesome guy that gets a 10/10 on time management in art. also has eyeliner for men. guyliner. and is a captain of all things dirty. captain. captain guyliner. “yo did you see that guy walk past?” “yeah that was captain guyliner.”