going to the pub for a few jugs of beer with the lads but waking up in the morning not knowing what happened.
hey mate, fancy going for a jugatwo?
- jungle shower
when you take a shower in the same bathroom as a toilet with an unflushed bowel movement. the humidity increase from the hot running water amplifies the smell of the feces, usually to an unbearable level. hopped in the shower, but forgot to flush, ended up taking a jungle shower.
- justin trudeau
canada’s liberal party leader, best known for his amazing hair. he was born on christmas and is canada’s modern day jesus he is well liked by the stoners as he legalized weed and smokes up at parliament hill on the daily bro i’m voting for justin trudeau, then i’m gunna go smoke a doobie with […]
a beautiful inspiring young woman who is an amazing rapper and singer. person 1: you like good music right ? person 2: of course. person 3: you need to listen to kehlani then.
- kn*b junky
a d-ck rider hey have you heard about caroline lately? no, what about her? she’s a kn-b junky nowadays.
- las verrgas
an alternate name for las vegas. pr-nounced: “las ver-r-gas” the two r’s are rolled with an accent commonly used in spanish, even russian. the name originated from a common mexican slang phrase: “ve te a la verga,” which means to go to h-ll or to go commit sins elsewhere. example: girlfriend of guey #1: “ve […]