a pair of b**bs of a well-endowed lady while jogging
wow, did you see those jugglenauts? these things have their own zip codes
- kn*bbed in the b*tty
f*cked in the *ss, both physically and metaphorically. ” she wanted to be kn*bbed in the b*tty” so i did “he crashed into my car and drove off, totally kn*bbed in the b*tty”
it’s the afrikaans word for a d*ld*. ek het vir my meisie ‘n komstok gekoop vir haar verjaarsdag, sy’t dit al stukkend gery en soek nou een vir kersfees. “i bought my girlfriend a d*ld* for her birthday, she used it to much and it doesn’t work properly anymore so now she wants a d*ld* […]
- law of creepiness
the law of creepiness states that the creepiness of a flirtatious action is entirely determined by your physical attractiveness. by law of creepiness, if a hot guy winked and smiled at a girl they’d think it’s great, if i did it i’d probably get charged with har*ssment.
- lesbian bukakke
a group of women rubbing there cl*ts to have a reaction of squirting. they perform this action all over the bukakke receiver which is usually the debby do anything of the group. i jacked off to this great lesbian bukakke video last night. i had 7 full streams!!!!