Juice Heffer


a person that is large enough to be a cow, and is extremely ugly, like the word “juice.” one can replace the adjective with any word that they find unattractive.

ex:duple heffer

its not really insultion unless you know what you are talking about, which makes it more fun in the longrun.
“ugh, that b-tch is nasty. she’s a little juice heffer.”

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