Juiceman


an individual who is extremely jacked and attends college. he majors in juicemanology, and minors in weight lifting, alcohol, and girls. he does pull-ups for days at a time without even needing water or food — just protein. he has no respect for anyone or anything, and has probably dabbled with steroids.
lame — “are you a bodybuilder?”

juiceman — “no i’m juiceman. respect it.”

lame — “well whats your name at least?”

juiceman — “my name is the juiceman you idiot.”
someone who is a mix of irish and italian, loves to party. girls cant resist him or the juice inside him. a natrual born hustler. drinks faster then landfill himself. a el chickato veteran. very interesting, unique, generous, intelligent guy. all about his p & q’s to the t. card counting fanatic. a pract-tion of lltw. one bmf!!!
the one and only… you know who he is… juice man!!!
its not the squeeze in the juice man, its the juice man in the squeeze!
person that is mexican and likes to hang out with people who respect him and give juice. someone adored by women. he has a daughter and a s-xy family.
look at him. hes the juiceman. and over there is juice de factor. they would kill for him.
that old guy from the infomercial that buts bananas, underwear, and shoes in the juicer, then drinks the d-mn thing like a fool.
hey look at that guy, the juice man. he’s gonna get my underwear.

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