a sh-t $400 juicer that shouldn’t exist because it’s sh-t
hey bro f-ck juicero, i hope it goes kill itself
to beat some one up or crime ima abiss you let’s abiss them
- demi panromantic as*xual
the demi part means that you’re not romantically attracted to people unless you form a strong bond with them. therefore, when you see random people or whatever, you don’t feel attracted to them unless you fall for their personality after you get to know them. so, you don’t really get “crushes” like most people do. […]
- coiled rattlesnake
a p–p so impressively large, that the producer is inspired to share it on social media with the hashtag #coiledrattlesnake brah! you should have seen the coiled rattlesnake i dropped this morning, ten coils! #coiledrattlesnake
a macroannoyance is the feeling you get when watching or hearing about an sjw reacting to a petty microaggression. watching ashley judd flip out over a microaggression has left me with a macroannoyance induced headache. watching an sjw flip out over a microaggression has left me with a macroannoyance induced headache.
a descriptive term for when a man c-ms in a girls -ss so powerfully that it shoots like a projectile out of her nose hey man i heard about you giving elissa a gloppinboopin! good job!