Juicy Contradiction
1) a fat girl with a pretty face
2) a fat girl that wears tight pants. her -ss looks good, yet only because she is fat.
jim: “i’m only attracted to her because of her face.”
bill: “yeah dude she’s pretty fat. probably the perfect definition of a juicy contradiction
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