Juicy wet diamond
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tim: man.. i really need some i’m so h-rny that i’m having dreams about it now like last nigh—
jim: eww man.. i don’t wanna know about your wet dream.. just go get you some girl’s precious.. juicy wet diamond and get it over with!
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