Juicy Wonder Dick
n: the erect state of woman’s (now man) p-n-s.
origin: when a woman decides she no longer desires to be a woman and gets a s-x change, her v-g-n- becomes mangled and turns into an origami p-n-s. the only way for it to get hard is for it to fill up with “her” p-ssy juices
when jason took lashonda home after dinner for a night of p-ssion, he was shocked when he pulled her moist panties off to be staring down the barrel of her juicy wonder d-ck
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