Jukked
getting jukked can mean a couple of things:
a. to stumble, get tangled up, clipped or twisted
b. to get laid
a. dude, that gymnast’s wrist just got so jukked and he cracked his brain!
b. yo, i was about to finger bang kymie last night and anthony crept in the room and started chirping ‘juk’? ‘juk’? that f-ggot ruined my whole session!
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