Julian Enrique


a tall male who’s favorite word is “lanky”. he relishes in the rare occasions in which he gets to prove mariam wrong. he enjoys the word “camioneta” as well as being the first one out in silent ball. he copies mariam’s labs, and enjoys being called by his middle name “enrique”. he also pr-nounces “laboratory” wrong and uses the word “animosity” excessively. his best features are his hair, ability to talk for hours, and others that won’t be listed because he doesn’t need a boosted ego. he wants to play man-hunt with mariam.
if only i was julian enrique. maybe then i’d have luscious vibrant hair.

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