Juliet’s Mother
a reference to lady capulet (q.v. shakespear’s romeo and juliet), which just so sounds like some marketeer’s name for some form of internal female contraception (q.v. dutch cap, cap)
“…you know i said i saw a really fit bird at work today? well, it’s no good, love, i just can’t get her out of my head, so i’ve got a constant j-panese voting system. pop juliet’s mother in and let’s see if we can’t f-ck this b-n-r away…”.
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