Julio owes me money
an excuse used when you get caught doing something.
origin:
rpi student hears something in his apartment when all his roommates are away. he come out of his room to find some guy robbing him. after shouting “what the f-ck are you doing? get the f-ck out of my apartment!” the robber says, “julio owes me money”.
when you’re scr-w-ng a girl who’s got a boyfriend and he walks in.
the boyfriend: “what the f-ck?!?!”
you (calmly): “julio owes me money”
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