Julius Kessler


the greatest f-cking beverage in the world
“well guys i feel like a pimp, i just drank a fifth el julius kessler.”

after those shots of julius kessler i feel ready to beat my woman….like a true red-blooded american.

julius…it enlarges the c-ck.

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