julius siezure


what really did him in. his political-cabinet buddies never laid a hand on him — ol’ willie got it all wrong when he wrote the famous play.
mr. dithers’ full name is “julius caesar dithers”, but as hot-headed as he often is, he should be named “julius siezure”, since that’s precisely what he’s eventually gonna suffer if he doesn’t do sumpin’ ’bout dat explosive temper of his.

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