jumario


definition 1: jumarios… a type of breakfast cereal that often includes bits of sawdust, freeze dried strawberries, and must be eaten to the tune of “idfwu”.

definition 2: an amazingly awesome boyfriend and one day father who has many talents. this person is often the smartest person you’ll meet, but maintains a friendly outlook on life. is deeply loving and loved by many.
“wow! i want some jumarios for breakfast! he’s so chocolately and delicious”

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