Jumbo Popcorn
an extraordinarily difficult s-x act which takes place in a movie theatre. the male must purchase a large b-ttered popcorn, and without his date knowing, rip a hole in the bottom of the bag and insert his p-n-s. during the course of the film, his date will eventually reach in for a handful of kernals and instead be met with his b-ttery member.
“i took danielle to see ghostbusters and got her a jumbo popcorn. let’s just say there was a lot of b-tter by time the credits rolled.”
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