jumbo slice


(verb) to take a slightly unattractive girl to a sleazy pizza place after drinking heavily, not order any pizza, but instead make out with the girl in the corner while sh-tty music plays and the counter-attendants look on unhappily. one who jumbo slices will not take the girl home after.
mikey’s h-tting on every girl at the bar tonight. he must really be trying to jumbo slice!

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