when wifey be drunk come at you hollerin you my “jumbo spoon” while grabbin yo d*ck tryin to get some cuz she be h*rny callin you her jumbo spoon.
mmm… come here … you my jumbo spoon.
a person that believes the earth is flat. from platus meaning flat and philos meaning a lover of. literally a lover of flat things. he doesn’t believe in gravity, he’s a platyphile.
- i'm not having it
a term used by brandon rogers, when something is so annoying you are almost wanting to kill yourself, but don’t want to take the risk. girl: omg your girlfriend is cheating on you for that other guy over there! boy: i’m not having it
- rice fam
name given to a group of asian friends or name applied to your token asian friend in your friendship group of non-asians. not racist – speaking favourably of asians. also known as #ricefam and rice family. hey yo here comes hanh, he’s my rice fam!
similar to a bystander, but when they see something they slap the person next to them. *bystander seen something* *slaps person next to them in the arm* “dude did you see that?!” person is now a byslapper. ” dont be such a byslapper. “