Jumbodork
any guy seen on the jumbotron at a sporting event, especially the dorky ones. often seen sporting ridiculous headwear or a painted chest in his favorite team colors along with a line of other jumbodorks. good for a laugh, jumbodorks only appear on the jumbotron when a jumbobabe isn’t available.
there is no way i’m painting my chest for the game; i don’t want to make my jumbotron debut looking like a jumbodork!
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