jumex


a great drink that contains various fruit juices,water, and sugar.it is usually found in price chopper stores.comes in strawberry,strawberry banana,mango,tamarindo,peach, etc.
i went down to price chopper and got 2 jumex’s for a dollar.
a contraction of “jewish mexican” which is also conveniently the name of a company which produces fruit and nectar drinks.
“jumex? what the h-ll is that? a mexican guy named ‘carlos goldstein?'”
the name for a “jewish mexican”, jewish as in the terminology when one “acts like a jew”, a.k.a., a total and complete douchebag. of course, they need to be a beaner as well, hence the “mex”, but that’s secondary, which is why it’s second in chronological order.
“that god d-mned beaner just hopped over my fence. f-cking jumex.”

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