Jump Jock
a term used when some is trying to get with someone else.
jose: dude, why is leah always jumpin’ my jock?
john: she’s just desperate. you’re like the fourth guy this month.
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mike: why does kelsie jump steve’s jock every time he’s around?
josh: dude, you know she’s liked him since freshman year. give her some slack.
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jake: hey kristi, why do you gotta jump jock so much? this is like your fourth boyfriend this month!
kristi: it’s not my fault there are so many cute guys!
jake: but all your boyfriends are ugly…
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