jump on the grenade
a.agreeing to distract the sk-nky friend of the hot babe your buddy is trying to score. note: should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.
b.a real man’s legal duty.
okay man, i’ll talk to the fat one and you can get on with the hot blonde. i’ll jump on the grenade for you tonight.
while approaching a group of females with your group of friends, sacrificing your night and volunteering to hook up with the ugly one in the group so that your friends can have fun.
tom i think its your turn to jump on the grenade.
to f-ck an annoying girl that would otherwise be “c-ck-blocking” on a friend of yours
this fat f-cking b-tch was runnin’ intereference on my boy, and i had to jump on that nasty -ss grenade. luckily, she sucked a mean d-ck
hooking-up with the “not-so-good-looking” or fat friend of a hot girl that your bro is trying to score with
i had to jump on the grenade just so joey could get some hot tail last night .
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