jump sex
when you are having s-x on your floor and you get up and jump off your bed landing on your girlfriend and sticking your d-ck into her v-g-n-.
“i jumped off my stairs last night and made my girlfriend’s v-g-n- bleed with my awesome jump s-x.”
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