jump the monkey
when a woman returns home after a long and boring day working in a restaurant with the sole aim of getting sh-gged silly. her advances lack subtlety as she just grabs at the man´s genitals demanding coitus. when faced with any resistance she jumps on the unaccommodating male and rides him into oblivion.
nicky: hey amanda, do you fancy a drink after work?
amanda: nah, i don´t think so.
nicky: why not? are you off home to jump the monkey?
amanda: yeah, i am f-cking gagging for it.
nicky: crikey!!
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