jump the muffin
to come on to somebody s-xually when the person you are coming on to doesn’t really want to have s-x. usually when you mistake innocent intentions for s-xual innuendos. ending in either the person yelling rape!! or the whole world laughing at you cause you thought she actually wanted tohave s-x with you.
“joshua jumped the m-ffin last night when lindsay asked him to come over and watch a movie with her”
“d-mn! nate just jumped the m-ffin when brittney told him she liked sausage”
“dont jump the m-ffin nate, she just wants to hang out.”
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