Jump up my ass


a more subtle term of go f-ck your self
johns care breaks down at a red light, he get out and asks the fella behind him to help push his car off the road. the guy responsjust call a tow truck dumb-ss. so john replys to him hey why dont you jump up my -ss!!

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