jumped two levels and died
used when a person has segued from one topic to another, seemingly unrelated topic, though a mental leap of which only that person is aware. a reference to the 1981 video game donkey kong, where mario can only jump down to a platform that is one ‘level’ below him; if he falls too far, he dies.
a: have you seen the new 370z?
b: yeah, i dunno, it looks a little edgy.
c: i learned it by watching you!
a: wait, what?
b: yeah, i think you just jumped two levels and died.
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